Your friends are meeting at Taco Bell RIGHT NOW.
But you're stuck hanging out with your fam at home.
Quick! Before they break out the eggnog!
You hit the gas, swerve around Santa, and
catch the last parking spot
BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S THERE.
Where else would a white elephant go?
Awkward convo! Useless trinkets!
That one weird guy from Accounting!
Launch straight into a flock of geese,
panic-hit the afterburners, blast into the
sunset—and totally overshoot Taco Bell.
Because you make our spirits
bright—and we will never ask you to
put on that one adorable holiday
sweater you wore five years ago.
We're here for you NOW.