An Ode To The Office Holiday Party

'Twas the night before the office party
And all through the town
People were wondering
"Is it ok to get down?"

The answer was straight,
True and tested with time:
Better bring your own date
Than risk crossing the line.

While Dave from accounting
Is down for a fling,
A cute match from Hinge
Could be the real thing.

So this holiday season
Learn a lesson that's true:
Don't make out with coworkers,
Find someone new.

Love,
Hinge