Wimp Decaf Coffee Co.

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🟠 Boomski! You're officially on the Wimp Decaf Waitlist!


Welcome to Wimp!

I have all the questions about how you ended up here. Where are you from? Why are you decaf-curious? Free sticker packs for any of you who are keen to be relational and share more about yourselves. That’s our jam. Bonus if you share your best dad joke. As a dad of 3 teens, I collect them as ammunition for embarrassment. 😬

When will
Wimp Launch?

You can order all the decaf you want on August 5 assuming there are no asteroids on their way to knuckle sandwich the earth.

Between now and then I’ll send ya a few emails with details and some surprises if you’re nice. Until then, enjoy the Peaberry Twins. They aren’t the smartest beans in the basket, but they sure are cute little buggers.

Share wimp or keep it secret?

Y’all. It’s time to drop the embarrassment about decaf. We’re part of a small tribe of coffee folks changing things from the grounds up. Choosing decaf can now mean great coffee taste, clean no-chemical brews, and a happy brain. You get it all.

My goal is to make the Wimp decaf launch the Ted Lasso of coffee, unexpectedly perfect timing for the people thirsty for good news.

Thank
You

People deserve damn good decaf. What an incredible hoot to create a product for folks that haven’t had choices. Yet, let’s be honest, it’s just coffee! There’s a lot more important stuff going on in the world... but for me, it’s all about the relationships I get to build, the farmers we get to support, and the way you all are excited about all this with me — it’s been a freakin gift.

Thank you for being here.

Hugs & high fives,
Matthew and the decaf gang,
Elijah & Patch.

Questions? We love curiosity! Email us .

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