EmailTees
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The Original Collection
Bold, evergreen statements to let the world know you're an email geek
The Emblem
A symbol of email. Simple, yet bold. Clean and classic. It's a clear message to let the world know you're all about that email life. This is our emblem.
Fly Email Geek
This is our rallying call to arms. We are all email geeks. It's in our blood. We get buy-in. We develop campaign strategy. We write copy. We design emails. We develop emails. We render test emails. We A/B test emails. We deal with 3 different ESPs at once. We deploy emails. We segment lists. We analyze performance. We're jack-of-all-mother-emailing-trades. We're an army. We're going to let the whole world know. And we're going to look fly doing it.
Just Send It
This shirt is for the bold email geeks. The ones who live dangerously. For all those who don't send a final test to their inbox for review after making even the smallest of copy changes. For all those who don't hesitate when prompted with that point-of-no-return question..."Are you ready to send?" Because at some point...you just gotta send it. #JustSendIt
Email Is Life
Email. It's all we think about. How to optimize our A/B tests. How to innovate our email designs. How to increase engagement. We think about it in the shower, on the way to work, and in the middle of a Netflix binge. Because honestly, email is life and the rest is just details.
Eat. Sleep. Send. Repeat.
Ery'day we're sending emails. On repeat. Go to bed, wake up, do it all over again. It's a cycle and we're all married to the game. We couldn't quit if we tried.
Send Emails, Not Blasts
BLASTS ARE NOT ALLOWED. Subscribers don't want to be blasted...like ever. We send *emails*. People want homemade, handcrafted, dare we say...artisanal...EMAILS...made with love. From one human to another. We may be an army of email geeks, but we're peaceful. The only bomb we drop is the mic after we send a jaw-dropping campaign.
The Hometown Collection
Rep your hometown pride and email love all in one
☘️ Boston
Big Bad Email Geek
Email geeks are brawlers. We fight terribly rendering email clients. We fight real clients. We fight ESPs. We're prone to rack up some black and blues. And nothing could be more Boston either. Now you Bostonian email geeks can turn your black and blues into black and gold. Because you're a big, bad email geek.
Revolutionary Email Geek
New England. We defy tyranny from foes both foreign and domestic. We create new worlds to flourish in. We're fighters. We're revolutionaries. We wear hoodies. We eat avocado ice cream. And we don't lose. Email may take our lives, but it'll never take our freedom. Long live email!
Olde Tyme Email Geek
Boston. This is our f#$%ing city. It has been since 1904. We've been cursed and we've broken curses. We've made history while being a bunch of idiots. And we're doing the same with email. This is our icon.
Luck of the Email Geek
Boston. We've been hitting the hardwood since 1946. And being the title town that we are, some consider our run to be lucky. But you don't get to where we are without putting the in the hard work. Day in, day out. We show up...no days off. We make our own luck.
⭕️ London
Mind the Email Geek
You're a fast-paced moving email geek. You're constantly on the go. You've got to hit the underground before hitting the email funnels. But no matter if it's Hammersmith, Bakerloo, or District, you're still checking your email all the way like a goddamn corker. Because you mind email like you mind the gap.
Keep Calm and Send On
Breathe in, breathe out. Making email is a tedious, frustrating, pull-your-hair-out process. This shirt is here for you in times of need. When you start to doubt yourself after your 98240th attempt at fixing a simple alignment issue in Outlook. It's okay. We've all been there. You've got this. Victory is near. Keep calm and send on.
🌉 San Francisco
Golden State Email Geek
You're from the Yay Area. Home to one of the most dominant dynasties sports has ever seen. And you're an email geek. Now you've got the perfect way to show off how awesome you are at both.
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Available in both unisex and women's styles
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Available in sizes S thru 2XL
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International shipping
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A note from the creator...
EmailTees is the official apparel company for email geeks. It's clothing that we can wear to let the world know exactly how much we love email (and that we may be slightly obsessed about it). It's a brand to unite our community together.
I've put my blood, sweat, and table cells into this project. I hope you all enjoy what I'm designing and it is something we can all enjoy together.
We will continually be releasing new collections and designs. We've already got our next collection cooking. Not to spoil anything, but you could describe it as...spooky 👻.
Be sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter for sneak peeks. And stay tuned here for updates.
With Email Geek Love ♥,
@KevinMandeville