A warm welcome to you, FIRSTNAME LASTNAME! You’ll no doubt notice this issue of Spam by Oatly caters to your personal preferences such as wanting PRODUCT RECOMMENDATIONS. Be sure to support this issue’s very special sponsor, planet Earth. “For real connections in real time… Meet Me on Earth.”

Hi, it’s me, Earth. I know it might be strange for a planet to sponsor an oat drink newsletter. But with all this talk about starting colonies on Mars, I figured it’s time to heighten the ol’ profile by doing a little advertising. Plus, I like the fact that Oatly releases a Sustainability Report, which is a transparent look at their climate footprint – the good, the bad, and the ugly, though I never understood why “ugly” and “bad” are separate categories. Like, isn’t everything ugly also bad in a way? Hey, I’d like to debate this with you, but a planet’s gotta spin. See you in 24 hours haha little galaxy humor.

The 1954 Mt. Morgan Gardening Competition was completed on September 30 of that same year and G. Kearney was declared the unanimous winner, with the judges observing of the winning garden that it was “almost impossible to find a weed or leaf that was out of place.”

When our event team headed to Madrid for Coffee Fest this month, they forgot to bring along these 48 patches, so we thought we’d surprise them by giving away all the patches before they return. Be one of the first 48 people to tell us you want one.

UPDATE: Make that the first 47 people… Our project manager Anna just took one.