Maybe!
But it’s also the smell of brand new Super Team Deluxe goods, just waiting to be snatched up. That’s right— SuperTeamDeluxe.com is now live, and we’ve got everything you could possibly want so long as it’s exactly what you’ve always wanted and we happen to sell it. Long story short: We’re open for business and we’re ready to have our wares plundered.
Check out macabre toon styles of Die Arting! (or, if you’re German, “the Arting!”) If your speed is more AC-and-Stranger Things-for-eight-straight-hours, consider showing off your style with the Indoorsy pin—it’s sure to brighten up any denim apparel you might own. What’s that? You’d rather eat a donut than work out, because you’re a normal human being with a heart of gold? Prove it with our I Work Out pin, made especially for you. And if sewing is your style, we’ve got your back: Our Keep Exploring and Pi patches will show you to be a person of deep intellect and stunning physique. We’ve got something for everyone, and we’re so excited you can finally give us your money in exchange for goods!
Nonetheless: We’re launching with an initial offering of our first collection of lapel pins and some patches available for your purchasing pleasure. These pins are being released as a small batch numbered run that will only be available until the inventory is out, so grab them while you can! Once we’re out, we’re staying out!
What can we expect in the future?
First off, lower your expectations. It will help all of us in these trying times. We’ve currently got a ton of new goods in the works and we’re jazzed to start getting them into your meaty palms. You can keep up with
us here, check the site regularly, look out for our smoke signals on the horizon, or follow us on the social mediums of your choice. But expect more early and often!
Was that a Super Team Deluxe Pin that Michael Phelps wore on his breath-taking pectorals when he won his gold medals?
Probably!**
** No.