Your inbox is probably being flooded with Father’s Day marketing stuff. Rather than follow suit, we wanted to show dads a little love first. So, hike up those socks, pull up a lawn chair, fire up the riding mower, and join us down a rabbit hole of painfully awesome dad jokes.

Cheers to dads (corny jokes and all).

1. What time did the tennis player go to bed? About tennish.

2. What’s Forrest Gump’s email? 1Forrest1

3. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.

4. Don’t buy anything with velcro. Why? Total rip-off.

5. Why did the old man fall in the well? He couldn’t see that well.

6. Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.

7. Why’d you get rid of the vacuum? It was just gathering dust.

8. What’s the best part about sleeping? It’s so easy, you can do it with your eyes closed.

9. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Oh, never mind. It’s tear-able.

All kidding aside, if you’re still procrastinating on a gift for dad, we DO have a sale going on.   See details.Feel free to check it out after you make sure nobody has adjusted the thermostat since you last set it.

Happy Father’s Day!
T&N