Are you tired of brands trying to out-do each other's Black Friday Sales? Neither are we. This is a game that everyone wins: you'll get up to 30% off everything we make, and our marketing team gets to produce a bizarre 17-minute-long action film that will leave you questioning most aspects of your existence. Watch the trailer, and tune in on Monday, Nov. 21st for a sale so riveting...so outrageous...so unbelievable...that the critics will be shouting 'WHY?'